1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,960 - I am a teacher at your school. - No, you're not. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,080 You're just a feeble old man in pyjamas. 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:09,120 - Ban ji, zao chen. (Morning, school). 4 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:12,200 - I put my faith in you and you have let me down. 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,160 I need you to come through for me, and fast. 6 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,520 - I'm raising my fees. OK? 7 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,360 - I'll have you kicked out of here quicker 8 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,800 than your feet can touch the ground. - You wouldn't do that. - Try me! 9 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,520 - If you're just doing this to get at me, Connor, it's working. 10 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:26,080 - Yeah, that's it. Because it's all about you, isn't it? 11 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,800 - He's coming back to school. - ALL: Grantly's return! 12 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,800 13 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,080 14 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,880 15 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,160 - All done? 16 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,400 This isn't going to be our life forever, you know? 17 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,600 We're going to do things. Lots of things. 18 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,640 - Cheltenham Festival. - Horse racing? 19 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:31,080 No, no, I mean...I mean...I'm talking about seeing the world. 20 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,760 All the historical sights. 21 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,800 The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. 22 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,720 - They were a poetic creation. 23 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,320 - What, you mean they're not real? 24 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,320 - No, but if they were, I'd like to see them with you. 25 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,160 - I love you, Grantly Budgen. You do know that, don't you? 26 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,360 - You really think giving up Mandarin to chop vegetables 27 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,560 is a good career move? - Mum, get off my case. 28 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,680 You know, I could give you a hard time. - Oh, is that right? 29 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,440 - Yeah, like the empty bottle of vodka I found in the bin last week. 30 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,120 - I did not drink a drop of that. It went straight down the sink. 31 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,640 - I know. Trust me, I always know when you've been drinking. 32 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,400 - LOUD MUSIC AND CHATTER 33 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,240 Oh. Right. Thanks. - Thought I'd save you the journey. 34 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,480 - I am not an invalid. 35 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,280 I think I can manage to walk to the local shop. 36 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,120 - Do you want some breakfast? 37 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,480 - Will you lot shut up! 38 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,000 MUSIC STOPS 39 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I cannot hear myself think. 40 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,160 I'm sorry? - Why don't you sit down, I'll bring you toast. 41 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,560 Going back to work after a long break is not easy. 42 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,200 - I'm fine, there's no need to worry. 43 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,800 - Good luck, Kacey! 44 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,640 - Yeah, watch you don't get your brain scrambled, Kacey. 45 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,480 - Like yours is already, you mean? 46 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:52,240 I'm going to come back and wave my medal in your face. 47 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,280 - What medal? 48 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,160 - She wants to go for the Commonwealth Games. 49 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,120 She can do it, can't she, miss? 50 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,880 - It's going to take some doing, Kacey. - You said she was talented. 51 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,600 - Well, anything's possible, but... 52 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,480 Do you know what? It's good to have a goal. Yeah, why not? 53 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,440 - Kace reckons she's going to walk it today, Baz. 54 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,760 I reckon she'll get battered. 55 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,800 - Yeah? 56 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,920 - Oh, no, no, no. I don't mean she's not good or anything, I just mean... 57 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:29,200 - Shut up, you div. It's no contest - she will get battered. 58 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,800 The girl she's fighting has been boxing for ages. 59 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,800 Had proper training and everything. 60 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,120 Only thing I can do is make loads of money out of it. 61 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,520 Tell everyone she's going to win. Do you hear me? 62 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,720 - You don't want to be late for your first day back, sir. 63 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,520 - Come on, love. You can teach standing on your head. 64 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,680 - I don't want to go back any more. I can't do it. - You can. 65 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,600 - I can't do it. - Christine is expecting you. 66 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,680 You're not giving up 20 yards from the door. 67 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,080 - I think after nearly 40 years I've earned the right. 68 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,240 - Well, I don't want you to give up. 69 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,920 You have not been through hell these past few months 70 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,200 just to jack it all in. 71 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,680 Look at our kids. They look up to you. 72 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Let's just get today over with. 73 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,000 - Suppose one day won't make any difference. 74 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:53,200 - Who knows what deadly bacilli are lurking in this place. 75 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,960 - Grantly! Lovely to see you. 76 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,760 - Thanks. Wish I could say the feeling was mutual. 77 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,520 - Oh, listen to him. 78 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,320 - Sorry, excuse me. 79 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,160 Have you cleaned in here? - Aye. 80 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,360 - Really? It doesn't look like it. 81 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,760 - I'm a cleaner, not a dishwasher. 82 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,960 - But surely part of your responsibility 83 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,680 is to tidy this room, is it not? 84 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,880 - I'm two cleaners down and all I've got is a wee lassie from Moldova. 85 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,440 I can't be everywhere. 86 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,760 - Might I remind you that you and your cleaning staff 87 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,440 are employed directly by the school? 88 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,200 - He's a pompous little... 89 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,120 - Excuse us, we need to have a word with Christine. 90 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,680 - To ease you back in, Maggie and I thought you might like to 91 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,680 help out with the National Schools Poetry Competition this morning? 92 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,160 - I thought Tom was doing... 93 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,720 I mean, I thought he'd done that. 94 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,360 - He didn't finish it. 95 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,960 And today's the last day to pick Waterloo Road's submission. 96 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,560 I've arranged for a presentation in the lecture theatre 97 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,000 after school and I need you to work your magic. 98 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,680 Get the poems up to scratch and then, pick the winning entry. 99 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,840 - He'll do a great job, Christine, won't you? 100 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:12,320 - Oh, of course. I don't mind playing St Jude for the day. 101 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,680 - Thanks, Grantly. 102 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,120 And it is really great to have you back. 103 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,640 - I'm sorry, Christine. He was mad keen to get back, 104 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,040 I don't know what's got into him. 105 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,200 - Are you sure he's not coming back too soon? 106 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,560 - He'll be fine once he gets a few lessons under his belt. 107 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:37,600 - Are you two out for a stroll or on your way to class? Out of the way. 108 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:41,400 - He's a stuck up so-and-so, that Windsor. 109 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:45,080 Don't you worry, Olga pet, he won't make a fool of me again. 110 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,240 Biggest mistake he ever made. 111 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,400 - Just talk to her. - I'm not saying she'll forgive you, 112 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,520 but she'll talk to you. 113 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,800 - And that'll make things a lot less awkward for us. 114 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,800 - Hi. - All right? 115 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,920 - Hi. I'm really looking forward to seeing Kacey box today. 116 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,880 - Don't talk to her. She doesn't want anything to do with you. 117 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,920 - I can speak for myself, Barry. 118 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,000 But he's right. I've got nothing to say to you. 119 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,240 - Commonwealth Games? 120 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,240 - I know, it's ambitious, but she's really up for it. 121 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,600 - Are you sure she's good enough? 122 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,560 It's not really your area of expertise, is it? 123 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:25,040 - I know I'm no coach, but I know talent and ambition when I see it. 124 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,880 - But as you say, you're no coach. 125 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:32,120 - Sorry I'm late. Just supervising the boxing ring being delivered. 126 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,040 We're all set. - Just remember the PTA aren't too happy about it. 127 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,160 - It's going to be a great event. It's all down to Nikki here. 128 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,040 Kacey's going to do us proud. 129 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:44,600 - I know she will. - Long term, she's going to need financial backing. 130 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,400 - I've got a student council meeting today. 131 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,320 I'll put fund-raising for her on the agenda. 132 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,920 - Well, we can discuss that at a later date. 133 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,880 Nikki, I hope it all goes well. Thank you. 134 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,480 Simon, NQT observations. 135 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,040 I haven't had a chance to see one of Sue's classes yet. 136 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,240 How's she doing? - No problems. 137 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,000 Really hitting the ground running. 138 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:13,240 - Moving forward, let's hope we'll all be on the same page. 139 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,000 Indeed, singing from the same hymn sheet. 140 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,360 - That's the first time I've seen you smile since Princess left. 141 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,000 - Was that a smile? I suppose it was. 142 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:30,240 - Well, I'm assuming Mr Clarkson has filed your poems somewhere. 143 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,800 - We haven't even wrote them yet, sir. 144 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:40,040 - Right. Well, the general rule of poetry used to be simple. 145 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:45,760 Nowadays, practically anything passes as poetry. 146 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,800 - Do you mean like pop songs? - And rap. 147 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,240 - Rap?! 148 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:54,040 I am not reading any of 'dat' rubbish. 149 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:59,400 Just remember, it's easiest to write about something you know well, 150 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,320 that you care about. 151 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,800 - Sir, can I use my laptop? 152 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,680 - Providing it's used appropriately, 153 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,720 and there's no copying from the Internet. 154 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:14,080 - We want to determine the order of the reaction in respect to... 155 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,560 - DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 156 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,280 LAUGHTER 157 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,960 - ..in respect to the hydrogen ions. 158 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,720 Now, as you know, iodate... 159 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,400 - MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER 160 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:30,080 - As you know, the iodate ions are an oxidising agent... 161 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:33,640 ..which reacts with sulphate ions in acidic solution... 162 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,480 - MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER 163 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,640 - ..solution to, to produce... 164 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,040 - Miss, are you going to let them do that? 165 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,920 - If they don't want to learn, then that's their business. - No, but I do. 166 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,240 And I won't if you can't control them! - Ooooh! 167 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,720 - I'm better off teaching myself. 168 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,240 - Oh, pass the sick bag! 169 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,080 - Er...I've just realised I've left something in the staffroom. 170 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,000 - Jobcentre opens at ten, miss! 171 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:31,920 - Right! I'd like to hear a few opening lines, if possible. 172 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:36,360 Lula, you've had technological support. Anything? 173 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,520 - I'm still doing my research. 174 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,440 Harley's finished. 175 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:44,920 - Mr Taylor, let's hear it. Right, pin back your lug holes, everyone. 176 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,440 Here comes Waterloo Road's Simon Armitage. 177 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,760 - "For you. 178 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,520 "If I could pray your pain away, I surely would. 179 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:58,120 "If I could hold you fast until your fear had passed, 180 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,800 "I'd try. 181 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,040 "If I could cry your weary..." - Stop! 182 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,640 Perhaps Mr Clarkson didn't make it clear, 183 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:13,600 but entries for the competition must be original pieces of work. 184 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:19,040 Copying and pasting from the Internet is strictly verboten. 185 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,880 - I didn't copy it. 186 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,400 - You can't kid a kidder, son. I saw you on that thing. 187 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:27,560 - I was helping Lula. I did this! I did, didn't I? 188 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,920 - Sir, he... - Enough! I don't want to hear it! 189 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,200 Heads down. You've got until break. 190 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,400 HE LAUGHS 191 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,000 CHATTERING 192 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,600 - Let's look ahead. 193 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,840 I'm talking about our futures. 194 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,200 Life, death, marriage. 195 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,000 - Are you OK, miss? - Absolutely, never better. 196 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,880 I mean, I know what I want to do with my life. 197 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,480 - Give up teaching? 198 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,600 - No, Imogen. Get married. 199 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:19,680 I am having the works - vintage car, church, 200 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,040 sickeningly expensive dress... 201 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,800 - Aw, that sounds amazing. 202 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,760 - It's all set. I'm going to be a princess. 203 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,080 - I thought marriage was about how much you love someone 204 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,600 and not about how you look. 205 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,320 - Mr Lowsley is my dream man and he wants me to look my best. 206 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,120 - Just like when he first saw you, miss? 207 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,200 "In the unlikely event of crashing into the sea, 208 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:46,040 "please blow into this whistle to keep the sharks away." 209 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,800 - Actually, Barry, you've got the moves all wrong. 210 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,520 "Passing the jacket over your head, pass the straps around your waist. 211 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,880 "Once outside the aircraft, the jacket can be inflated 212 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,760 "by pulling down on the toggles. 213 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,920 "A light and a whistle are provided to attract attention." Toot-toot. 214 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,520 - SHE GIGGLES 215 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,360 - "There was a young man from Leeds 216 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,240 "who swallowed a packet of seeds. 217 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,440 "He grew some grass on his underpass 218 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,240 "and couldn't fart for weeks." 219 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,400 - Thank you, Pam Ayres. 220 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:33,000 I don't think infantile limericks was what Mr Clarkson had in mind. 221 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,520 - Sir, I've finished mine. 222 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,840 It's called Scream. 223 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,160 "My blood runs to keep you warm and fill your belly. 224 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,760 "My skin twisted in pain, like a newborn baby. 225 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,160 "My pain is your gain. 226 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,760 "A life lived short like a butterfly and squashed like a bug. 227 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,920 "Hear my scream." 228 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,800 - That was...rather good. 229 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,920 I would tone down some of the similes, 230 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,920 but the message of the poem is clear. 231 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,200 Perhaps a little too clear. 232 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:26,120 Right, well, get on with it, everyone, we haven't got long. 233 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,480 Good effort. 234 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:34,360 Lula, Ted Hughes - amazing powers of observation. 235 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:39,200 Try and capture some of that in yours. Without copying. 236 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,760 BELL RINGS 237 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,080 - Harley, wait! Harley! 238 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,600 - Hiya, love. How are you feeling? 239 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:12,080 - Your little effort at breaking me in gently isn't working. 240 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,720 Complete waste of time. 241 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:20,520 So far, I've had one decent effort, plagiarism and a bunch of limericks. 242 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,880 SHE WHISPERS: - Am I expecting too much of him? 243 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,040 - SHE WHISPERS: - Keep pushing him. He'll come round. 244 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,680 - Entrer, entrer dans la salle de classe. 245 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,680 - Oh, my God! Who did that? 246 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,920 - Someone doesn't like you, sir. 247 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,200 - Quiet! 248 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,840 Right, suivez-moi. 249 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,880 - Sir, it's too hard. 250 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,720 - Just use words that express your feelings. 251 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,040 - I have done. 252 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:29,160 - "Swag, swag, swag on you. 253 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:33,800 "Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue." 254 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,080 CHUCKLING 255 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,760 - Sir, is that not a Justin Bieber song? 256 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,960 - I've had enough plagiarism for one day. 257 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:48,320 Look, WH Auden, one of the greatest writers of the 20th century, 258 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,000 said that a poet is, before anything, 259 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,600 someone who is passionately in love with language. 260 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,040 Now, I am no Auden, but I have always loved words. 261 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,160 Their diversity, 262 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,600 their malleability, 263 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,520 their "mall-e-ability." 264 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,040 Above all else, their sound. 265 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,720 Rhiannon, what's your favourite word? 266 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,320 - Doughnut. 267 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,920 - We all know "money" is yours, Barry. - Too right. 268 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,520 I'm running a book on the boxing match. 269 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:33,680 - Right, let's make a start. I want everyone to make 270 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,280 a list of their favourite words. No profanities. 271 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,000 - What's your favourite word, sir? 272 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,760 - Me, I like cacophonous words. 273 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:47,360 Words that have a harsh or unpleasant sound. 274 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,960 - Like what? 275 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,280 - Putrid, puke, pustule, 276 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:57,920 prat, prude, pickle, pimple, poppycock. 277 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,960 And that's just the Ps. 278 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,680 - Christine, we've got a problem. - I need to talk to you. 279 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,880 - EVERYONE SHOUTS 280 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,280 Wait out there! 281 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,080 This better be good. 282 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:18,600 - That cleaner has exacted her revenge by dumping rubbish all over my desk. 283 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,040 I had to remind her of her duties this morning 284 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,400 and I don't think she took too kindly to the rebuke. 285 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,520 - Did you actually see her do it? - No, but it's obviously her. 286 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,840 - You don't know that. It sounds like kids playing a trick. 287 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,720 - They wouldn't dare. She would. She's just the type. 288 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,200 - And what type is that? 289 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,560 - I think you should just get rid of them all. 290 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,280 In Japan, you know, children clean their own schools. 291 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,240 - George, you're annoyed. 292 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,920 But there's a class out there that should be in a lesson. 293 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,360 - Sponsored clean. 294 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:00,520 We should get the children to raise money by cleaning the school. 295 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,680 It's genius. I can see a twinkle in your eye. 296 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,800 I think you're hot on the idea, are you not? 297 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,360 - Take it to the school council. 298 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,000 If they think it has any merit, I will think about it. 299 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,360 - Right, I shall. 300 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,200 - After you've finished teaching that lot. 301 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,440 - Of course. 302 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,440 Allons-y! 303 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,720 - Right, you've all got a copy of the agenda. Item one is... 304 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,600 - Sir, I'd like to add something to this. It's about Miss Spark. 305 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,000 - Miss Spark. What about her? 306 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,840 - Well, she can't teach, for one. 307 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,720 This morning she spent the full lesson talking about marriage 308 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,280 and showing us her "skills" as a flight attendant. 309 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,200 - Well, Miss Spark's lessons is not on the agenda, so... 310 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,400 - Yeah, but we really think that somebody should... 311 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,440 - It's not on the agenda, OK? 312 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,120 Can we just move on? 313 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,600 Dynasty? 314 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,240 - Our Kacey's boxing gear. It's dead scabby. 315 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,000 If she's going to be in the Commonwealth Games, 316 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 then she needs some proper equipment. - That's really soon. 317 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 - Yeah, so? She's good enough. 318 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,040 - Yeah, we'd all agree with that, Dynasty. 319 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,040 I think what we should do is... 320 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,320 - Wait out here, in absolute silence. 321 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,760 I wonder if I could address the school council? 322 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,120 - Well... 323 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,520 - I'd like, if I may, to pitch a little idea of mine to you 324 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,840 to raise much-needed school funds. 325 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,320 And the idea is... 326 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,400 a sponsored clean of the school. 327 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,280 - THEY CHUCKLE 328 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,240 - A sponsored clean? - Yep. 329 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:45,920 Kill two birds with one rock - raise money and get a nice, clean school. 330 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,960 - Right. 331 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,360 Let's put it to a vote, shall we? 332 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,120 Anybody want to put on rubber gloves and scrub floors? 333 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,200 No? 334 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:12,040 - This is not good. You're capable of way better than this. 335 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,160 - Miss, I've had no time. 336 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:20,080 - I'm sorry to interrupt. Can I borrow Kacey? Pre-fight routine. 337 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,160 - See what all that training's leading to? 338 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,240 A five-year-old could've done that. 339 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,280 - She's trying her best. Aren't you? 340 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,160 - I'm sorry. 341 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,480 I'm just a bit up to here with everything at the minute. 342 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,640 - I'll make sure she gets it done properly. Come on. 343 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,680 - Miss, I've left my homework in my locker. 344 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,920 - Oh, here we go, another Jackanory. 345 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,320 - What? - Nothing, go and get it. 346 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,000 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 347 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,440 Psst! Barry! 348 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,440 I'll have 50 quid on the other girl. 349 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,840 - You sure? 350 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:11,320 - I've heard she's got arms longer than my small intestine. 351 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,800 - Right, well, 50 quid it is. Evens. 352 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,800 - I'll give you the money later. 353 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,680 - How much did he bet? - Enough. 354 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,320 - Is Kacey going to get slaughtered? 355 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,480 - No! And I'll be the one doing the slaughtering 356 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,920 if I hear you repeat that. 357 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,000 - Sir, can I have a word please? 358 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:51,480 - I hope you haven't come to protest your innocence again? - No. 359 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,040 Barry's just trying to rip you off. You know, with the boxing. 360 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,920 - How do you mean? - Kacey's going to win. Barry knows the other girl. 361 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,200 He's just threatened her to make her lose. 362 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,480 - I don't care if you didn't do it. Get it cleaned, please! 363 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,320 Thank you. 364 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,000 - At least you're smiling now 365 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,560 and not shouting cos Budgen didn't like your little poem. 366 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,600 - Yeah, whatever, Darren! - "Oh, little poem I wrote." Boo-hoo. 367 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,480 - Shut up, Darren. I'm not joking. 368 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,440 - What is it with you and Old Cherry Face anyway? 369 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,040 It's like he's your granddad. - I said shut up, all right? 370 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,320 - Hey, hey, hey, break it off. Break it off, you two. 371 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,120 What do you think you're playing at? You, over there. 372 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,600 You, outside. 373 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,240 I have got enough on my plate today 374 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,440 without you two trying to knock lumps out of each other! 375 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,880 - Darren's been winding me up about my poem. 376 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,280 - The one you've been doing with Mr Budgen? - He says I've copied it. 377 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,080 - And did you? - No, I spent ages doing it. 378 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,640 I'm not bothered. Budgen thinks I'm a liar, so what? 379 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,840 - Harley, he doesn't. He's just... 380 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,760 He's not himself today. 381 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,680 I tell you what, I'll have a word with him. 382 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,560 Give me the poem, I'll make sure he reads it. 383 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,840 - I can't. I've chucked it away. 384 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,240 - CHATTERING 385 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,440 Here. 386 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,800 I've got your money. 387 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,720 50 quid...on Kacey. 388 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,720 - Kacey? I thought you were betting on the other...? 389 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,200 - You thought I was born yesterday. Got a problem with that? 390 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,040 - No, no. 50 on Kacey. 391 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,960 Good luck. 392 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,680 - Hiya, love. 393 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,840 Listen, I've just had a word with Harley 394 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,840 and he's pretty upset about that poem of his. 395 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,880 - That's because it's not his poem. He lifted it off the Internet. 396 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,400 - He says he didn't. 397 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,800 - I know a fraud when I see one! 398 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,960 - OK, you don't have to bite my head off. 399 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,600 - I'm having this in the staffroom. 400 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,000 - I thought I told you to back off Miss Spark. 401 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,440 - I did, but then she went off on one. 402 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,480 If you ask me, she's a bit, well, you know... 403 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,520 cuckoo. 404 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,480 - He's protecting her. - I would do the same for you. 405 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,560 - But she's wrecking our chances of getting into uni. 406 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,840 - Hey, how's Kacey doing? 407 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,720 - I'm not hungry. I'll see you later. 408 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,960 - Yeah, all right, see you later. 409 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,000 - I've a feeling she's not going to forgive you. 410 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,440 - Maybe it's time to move on, mate. 411 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,200 - Thank you, yes, I'll read it now. 412 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,920 - Sir, can I talk to you about Harley? 413 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,880 - Finally! 414 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,840 A decent piece of work. 415 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,360 Having one of those days? 416 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,560 - Sorry? 417 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,480 - It gets easier, believe me. 418 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,320 - Why don't they listen? 419 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:19,400 All this chattering and questions... 420 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,040 I just want to teach science to people that want to learn. 421 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,080 - You walk into the room. You look confident. 422 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,200 You give them the scowl. 423 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,640 Never smile before half term. 424 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,440 - I've tried that. It lasts about two seconds. 425 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,680 - Don't answer questions like, "Where do you get your top, miss?" 426 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,600 or "Are we doing something good today, miss?" 427 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,560 Let the room go silent. 428 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:56,240 Have something prepared, something simple that they can't question. 429 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,280 - You make it sound so easy. 430 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,600 - Well...nearly 40 years of experience. 431 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:07,480 But then, once in a blue moon, 432 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,680 you uncover a diamond. 433 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,480 - I thought that it might give him the lift, but it hasn't. 434 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,000 - Well, give him a chance. He's coming back to this lot. 435 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,720 Walk in the corridor! 436 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,680 - I know, I just worry that he's going to give up on life, 437 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,680 on everything. 438 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,440 - Well, you've got to convince him that there is life 439 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,320 beyond this place, 440 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,080 beyond that machine he hooks himself up to. - Yeah. 441 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,560 Listen, you better get off. 442 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,840 - Maggie, I know you'll think of something. 443 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:55,040 - We should do more of these bouts, miss, it's good practice. 444 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,080 - It is, yeah. 445 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,080 - Do you think I'll lose? 446 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,440 I'm only joking. No worries, eh? 447 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,920 - None. 448 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,000 And you've got the whole school backing you. 449 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,400 - Are you not a little bit nervous? 450 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,600 - Why would I be nervous? 451 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,880 You've got what it takes, in here and in here. 452 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,000 Remember that. 453 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,520 - I had to defend you earlier at the student council. 454 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,640 Imogen Stewart told everyone about your here-comes-the-bride lesson. 455 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,560 - Yeah, I was telling them about our wedding. 456 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,640 - You spent half the lesson talking about it. - They liked it. 457 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,160 Even Barry, I think. 458 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,160 - Are you serious? Sue, you have to get a grip. 459 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,440 Our jobs could be on the line if anyone finds out. 460 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,720 - Ooh, worried about your precious career. 461 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,200 - Of course I'm worried about... 462 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,840 Are you OK? 463 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,720 - No, I've had to put up with Barry and now you're having a go at me. 464 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,080 - You know what I mean. 465 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,720 Have you taken something? 466 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,920 Get up. 467 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,800 We're just heading to the boxing. 468 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,640 - You know, I'm afraid I find public displays of aggression 469 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,040 a little difficult to take. 470 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,720 I mean, we preach tolerance, non-violence... 471 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,240 - It'll take a bit more than your silver tongue 472 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,800 to get pupils scrubbing floors. 473 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,760 - Nothing wrong with a silver tongue. 474 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,320 - Aren't you supposed to be supervising the cooler? 475 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,760 - France? - Food's horrible. 476 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,960 - What about Greece? 477 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,160 - You can't put paper down the toilet after you've done your business. 478 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,840 I'm not having that. 479 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,360 CHEERING 480 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:38,440 MUSIC: "Do It Like A Dude" By Jessie J 481 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,120 - Good afternoon and welcome to this flyweight challenge boxing match. 482 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,360 - CHEERING 483 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,800 How many did you take? 484 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,600 Sue, how many? - Two, I think. 485 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,880 - You think? 486 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,560 Can you imagine if Christine had seen you this spaced out. 487 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,880 - I'm sorry, OK? But you weren't there. They were horrible to me. 488 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,400 - Look, just stop crying, all right, somebody might come in. 489 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,080 I thought you were done with these months ago. 490 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,320 You said all that anxiety was behind you. 491 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,840 - It is. They were leftover from before. 492 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,600 I hate this school! 493 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,440 I hate everything about it! 494 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,240 - I want a nice clean fight. Touch gloves. 495 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,960 - Kacey, come here, come here. 496 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,320 You can do this, all right? You can do this. 497 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,600 - Round one! 498 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,960 FIGHT BELL RINGS 499 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,480 CHEERING 500 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,560 - Come on, Kacey! 501 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,560 Kacey, move away from her! 502 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,880 Move away from her! 503 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,600 - You, no holding, no holding. 504 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,880 Box on! 505 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 506 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,840 - Get away from her! Move away! 507 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,120 - You OK? One...two...three... 508 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,600 - She hardly touched me! 509 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,120 - ..four...five...six...seven... 510 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,960 eight. Sure you're OK? Box on. 511 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,240 - I think coffee only works with alcohol. 512 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,720 - We've got to try something, just keep drinking it. 513 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,200 I've got to get to the boxing. 514 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,880 - You must hate me. 515 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,600 - No, I don't hate you. 516 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,160 But we're getting married and you're hiding stuff from me. 517 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,320 - What are you going to do? 518 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,560 Simon... 519 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,800 - FIGHT BELL RINGS 520 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,120 - Spit it out. 521 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,520 - She's really strong. 522 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,200 - You're already really behind on points. 523 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,000 I should stop it. 524 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,920 - No way. You can't do that. 525 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,720 Did you see that? 526 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,160 - What? - Did you see what he just did? 527 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,200 - Ignore him. 528 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,880 Concentrate. 529 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,160 - CHEERING 530 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,080 FIGHT BELL RINGS 531 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,600 - Where have you been? 532 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,120 - I...I got caught up in something. I'll tell you after. 533 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,200 SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT 534 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 535 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,120 - That's enough. 536 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,160 - FIGHT BELL RINGS 537 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,320 - Enough, enough now. - Leave me alone. 538 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,840 You stitched me up. 539 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,360 - Yeah, I did. You're not very good 540 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,040 at telling when people are lying to you, are you, sir? 541 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,440 I told you the truth about my poem and you didn't believe me, did you? 542 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,920 I lied about Kacey and you did. 543 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,200 - Poor Kacey getting shown up like this in front of everyone. 544 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,240 - I'm an idiot. 545 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,880 A complete and utter idiot. 546 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,600 - Well, you have your moments. 547 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,840 - Book the holiday - anywhere, I don't care. 548 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,680 - Where are you going? - To see a boy about a poem. 549 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,720 - Well, Nikki clearly overplayed her abilities. 550 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,400 - That's a bit harsh. 551 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,040 - What were you going to tell me about earlier? 552 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,640 - Nothing, it doesn't matter. 553 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,200 - I'm going to check on Kacey. 554 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,600 - OK, settle down. 555 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,760 Well, let's hope all that violence hasn't dulled your senses. 556 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,080 We seem a bit thin on the ground, where is everybody? 557 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,440 - Everyone's still in gym, miss. 558 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,480 - Audrey, could I have...? Sorry, Miss McFall. 559 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,640 Could I have a word with Harley, please? - Yes, of course. 560 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,000 - Harley... 561 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,840 ..I owe you an apology. 562 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,080 A big one. 563 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,880 Your poem. 564 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,040 Can you tell me something about it? 565 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,880 Where you got your inspiration? 566 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,600 - There was a clue in the title - "For You". 567 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,760 - Wait a minute. 568 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,200 You're saying that you wrote that for me? 569 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:21,040 - Well, Mr Clarkson said to write a poem about someone I look up to. 570 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,680 Someone I USED to look up to. 571 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,480 You were the one who got me into reading. 572 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,440 - Hmm. Catcher In The Rye. 573 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,280 Right, what have you done with that poem? 574 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,800 - I've thrown it in the bin, in the toilets. 575 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,040 - Yeah, but you remember it off by heart? 576 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,320 - No. I don't care about the stupid competition anyway. 577 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,200 - It's all my fault. 578 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,320 I've been telling her she's the best thing since tinned peaches all week. 579 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,120 Don't say nothing, Kevin. - No, I wasn't going to... 580 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,400 I thought she did really well for her first fight. 581 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,400 - How's she going to face everyone after that? 582 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:11,040 - OK, everyone, make your way back to class, please. 583 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,960 - We want Kacey! 584 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,520 We want Kacey! 585 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,440 We want Kacey! Come on! We want Kacey! 586 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,880 - ALL: We want Kacey! We want Kacey! We want Kacey! We want Kacey! 587 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,240 CHANTING CONTINUES 588 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:39,040 CHANTING CONTINUES OUTSIDE 589 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,520 - Hear that? 590 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,400 - No, I don't believe it. 591 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,880 - ALL: We want Kacey! We want Kacey! 592 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,960 - They're shouting for you. Come on. 593 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,960 - No way. I'm not showing my face in there. 594 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,560 - They want to see you. To tell you how well you did, 595 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,400 and how proud they are of you. Like I am. 596 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,760 - ALL: We want Kacey! We want Kacey! We want Kacey! We want Kacey! 597 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,160 She lost. 598 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,640 CHEERING 599 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,120 - OK, OK. 600 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:46,280 Kacey, today, without any formal boxing training, 601 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,240 you got in that ring with someone much more experienced 602 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:53,600 and showed us all a thing or two about guts and determination. 603 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,200 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 604 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,120 - And so, we are going to work hard to make sure 605 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,400 you get professional coaching. 606 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,560 - CHEERING 607 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,520 - Mr Windsor has come up with an excellent idea. 608 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,600 I'm looking for ten volunteers to take part in the first ever 609 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,840 school sponsored clean, starting today. 610 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:20,520 I'm going to kick it off by sponsoring those ten people £5 each. 611 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,680 So come on, who's up for it? - Yup, I'm in. 612 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,880 - Kevin, thank you. 613 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,200 - I'll do it, miss, if the money's going to our Kacey. 614 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,320 - You have my word, every penny earned from this scheme will go to Kacey. 615 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:44,440 - Stop! The bin from the boys' toilets, which one? 616 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,640 - Er...let me think. One of the black ones, I think. 617 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,280 - Oh, ha-ha, very funny. Look, I'm looking for something very important. 618 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,040 Do you happen to remember the position that the 619 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,120 refuse from the boys' toilet was placed? 620 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,320 - Hang on, I've written it down somewhere... 621 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,000 Sorry, lost it. 622 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,040 Whatever it is you've lost, you better hurry up and find it. 623 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,280 That lot's going to the tip this afternoon. 624 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,920 - PHONE RINGS 625 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,440 - Hello, Mr Dinesh. 626 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,400 - Sorry, miss, you're not allowed phones in class. 627 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,240 - Yeah? Uh-huh. 628 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,520 What, now? 629 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,120 We'll be with you in an hour. 630 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,040 Thank you, Mr Dinesh, thank you, thank you, ta-ra! 631 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,240 - I'm fine, I just needed a snack. 632 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,480 Have you told anyone? 633 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,240 Good job I had a free period. 634 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:10,160 - Sue, you bring every problem to me from now on, yeah? 635 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,640 - Grantly! 636 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,680 What are you playing at? I've been looking all over for you! 637 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,760 - I'm looking for Harley's poem. 638 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,680 - Have you gone doolally or what? Get out of there! 639 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,200 - I've got to find it. 640 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,120 - Grantly, the hospital called - Mr Dinesh. - What did he want? 641 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:55,200 - Oh, nothing much. He only wants to give you a new kidney! 642 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,760 We have to go straight away. - What, now? 643 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,080 - Yes, now, Grantly, now! 644 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,880 Get out of there before your blood pressure goes through the roof! 645 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,320 - But, I... - Listen, listen, Grantly - this is it. A new kidney! 646 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,400 It's what we've been waiting for! 647 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,680 - It's good news, it's brilliant news... 648 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,000 Give me two minutes. I know it's in here somewhere. - What? 649 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,960 - I believe you made a bit of money out of Kacey today? 650 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,680 - I've not had a bad day, yeah. 651 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,720 - So you'll be helping her out with sponsorship? 652 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,040 - You are joking, aren't you? 653 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,040 If she wants to get herself brain-damaged, that's up to her. 654 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,080 You should never have let her in that ring. 655 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,320 - I let her down, I know that. 656 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,440 But I'm not going to just abandon her. 657 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,800 - You know, I might fork out for a few plasters for her next fight. 658 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,960 - I thought you Barrys stuck together? 659 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,640 Kacey's got guts. 660 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,080 To lose like that and then come back and face people... 661 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,800 I couldn't have done it. 662 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,080 - Grantly, we have got to get going! 663 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:15,280 - Keep looking! I can't let the lad down again. 664 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,800 - You have a kidney waiting for you! It's a stupid poem! 665 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,640 - It's not stupid to him. He's put his heart and soul into it. 666 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,480 - Right, fine, don't mind me. 667 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,240 All the worrying I've been doing, all the sleepless nights. 668 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:30,160 You know something, Grantly Budgen, you can go on holiday yourself. 669 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,120 You can just... - Hey, I've got it! 670 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:38,920 - Good. Now, can we please get going? 671 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,880 - I need two A's and a B. 672 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,480 I've no chance if she keeps teaching us. 673 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,760 - Mum will listen to us, but we need backup. 674 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,840 - Thanks for giving our Kacey that support before. 675 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,240 - No problem. 676 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,520 - It doesn't mean we're best mates or nothing. 677 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,080 - No...at least we can talk. 678 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,240 - Oi...me and Connor are going to make an official complaint 679 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,040 about Miss Spark. Are you in? 680 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,240 - Is there a problem over there? - Nope. 681 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:16,400 - BELL RINGS 682 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,600 - Right, off you get, the pair of you. I will sort the poetry competition. 683 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,360 - We've had such a great response. And real quality. 684 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,520 - Grantly, let somebody else do it. 685 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,200 - The winning entry. 686 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,240 It's the best bit of writing I've seen in years 687 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:33,200 and it's Harley Taylor's, so I would like a bit of a fuss made. 688 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,960 - Of course. - Just let me announce the winner and then we'll go, I promise. 689 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,640 - We need to be at the hospital. 690 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,400 - This is brilliant. - Oh, yeah. There's more. Look... 691 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,240 Lula...Lenny Brown. 692 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,160 Even Darren Hughes has a talent for rhyming. 693 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,680 - You've certainly got your mojo back, Grantly. 694 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,440 - OK, half an hour, then hospital. 695 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,080 - Yes! Right, see you in the lecture theatre. - See you there. 696 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,480 - And what are you lot up to? 697 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,920 - We're going to speak to Mrs Mulgrew. Student council business. 698 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,280 - What's so important? 699 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,640 - We're making a complaint against Miss Spark. 700 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,800 - Why, what's she done? - She's not really teaching us properly. 701 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,320 - She can't teach, more like. 702 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,240 - Come on, it's nowt to do with you. 703 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,920 Right, I'll let the hospital know that you'll be there about... 704 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,040 What are you doing? - Sue needs my help. 705 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,280 - She's a big girl, Grantly. She doesn't need you to sort her out. 706 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,040 - She's a kid. Christine will have her out. 707 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,320 - If she's not up to the job, then she should get the push. 708 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,200 - You don't believe that and if you do, you're not the woman I married. 709 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,560 Take those, I'll sort Sue out. I'll be back in two minutes. 710 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,760 - Don't run! 711 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,120 - We don't want to get Miss Spark into trouble, but... 712 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,000 - No, no, you did the right thing coming to me. 713 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,480 Keep this to yourselves, though. I'm sure you understand 714 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,240 how delicate the situation is. 715 00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,840 Thank you. - Thanks. 716 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,920 - What was that about? 717 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,080 - A delegation... 718 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,520 against Sue. 719 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,520 - Yeah, what were they saying? 720 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,440 - She's allowing Barry to disrupt every class, no homework set, 721 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,920 books not marked. - She's a young teacher. 722 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,440 Come on, we've all been there. 723 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,400 What are you going to do? - I'm going to take a look for myself, Simon. 724 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,080 - You, sit there. 725 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,680 The rest of you, 726 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:38,080 not...one...word. 727 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,080 Now, Miss Spark, do you have a worksheet? 728 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,280 - Yes. I was just about to hand it out. 729 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,800 - Excellent. 730 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,600 Lots to do here. 731 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:04,840 Now, Miss Spark has carefully prepared your task this lesson 732 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:11,200 and I want to hear from her that it has been completed 733 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:16,000 to the highest possible standard. 734 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,640 - I think we should take this the official route, 735 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,880 do a proper performance management review. 736 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,280 - See you in a minute. - Yeah, great. 737 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,280 That process takes time and if she's a complete incompetent, 738 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,600 I need to know now. 739 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,680 - Well, she seems to have everything under control. 740 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,360 - In this classroom, yes. 741 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,240 - You know it's Barry that's the problem. If we sort him out... 742 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:52,800 - It's Sue's responsibility to manage her classroom. 743 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,840 I'll be keeping a very close eye on her. 744 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,120 - The harder you rub, the more streak-free the shine. 745 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,800 Oh, Mr Windsor's asked me to help out. 746 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,880 I was in charge of cleaning at the fish factory I worked at. 747 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,880 - How very resourceful of him. 748 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,400 Can I have a quick word? 749 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,680 About Miss Spark. 750 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,360 I will be keeping a very close eye on things, 751 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,920 but I'm asking you to give her a little bit more time. 752 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,720 Look, if things don't improve, action will be taken. 753 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:35,920 You have my word. 754 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,520 - Nice bit of head teaching today. 755 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,360 But I'm still doing Home Economics. 756 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,280 - As I seem to be on something of a roll with money-saving ideas, 757 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:59,120 why don't we simply swap Miss Not-very-bright Spark 758 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,720 for a PE teacher? - Have you forgotten who her father is? 759 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,920 We're going to have to wrap her in cotton wool. 760 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,360 - What in the name's going on here?! What're you doing with our gear?! 761 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,840 - The school's filthy. We're trying to clean it. - Thank you, Sonya. 762 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,960 We're just trying a little experiment, Annie. 763 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,840 The pupils are going to be helping out with some of the cleaning. 764 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,680 - What?! No, they are not! 765 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,120 - They're being sponsored. It's for a really good cause. 766 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,440 - Aw, that's nice. What is it? Starving children? 767 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,920 - No, it's for Kacey Barry and her boxing training. 768 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,120 - I always knew you were a stuck-up cow, Mulgrew, 769 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,920 but I didn't know you had mutton for brains. 770 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,000 Right, come on, Olga, out of here! Olga, come on! 771 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 - Good riddance to bad rubbish. 772 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,560 - Harley, are you not coming to the presentation? 773 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,040 - No. - Please...for me? 774 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,960 - You think you're going to win? 775 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,360 - It's all here - gym work, training programme, but... 776 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,960 ..take a look at this. 777 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:09,160 - America! Residential? 778 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,000 - Well, it's where the best training is. 779 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,200 - I'll have to think about it, miss. 780 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,400 - I don't want what happened today to ever happen again. 781 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,280 I feel totally responsible for that. 782 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,640 - Yeah, but America. We'll have to scrub a lot of floors 783 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,240 to pay for that. 784 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,640 - Kace... 785 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,400 Look, I'm sorry about what happened earlier. 786 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,160 Old Budgen, he put 50 quid on you to win. 787 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,040 He must've seen all that natural talent you've got for fighting. 788 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,880 I thought maybe you could put it towards your sponsorship 789 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,120 or whatever. 790 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,920 It's yours. Go on. 791 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,280 Go on, take it. 792 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,480 - That's really generous, thank you, Barry. 793 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,840 So...are you going to go for it? 794 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:13,160 - Yeah, of course I am. 795 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,440 Sorry, miss. - It's all right. 796 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,280 - You saved my life today. You're amazing. 797 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,040 - I think you better take a seat. Take the weight off your ego. 798 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,120 - Afternoon, everyone. 799 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,840 Mr Tom Clarkson entered this poetry competition 800 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,640 because he believed in the talent of young people. 801 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,240 And he was right. 802 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,680 Mr Budgen, our most experienced English teacher, 803 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,080 has in his possession... 804 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,920 Well, I'll let him tell you for himself. Mr Budgen. 805 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:06,480 - This is a fantastic body of work. 806 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,400 My congratulations to all who entered the competition. 807 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,120 I'll be honest with you - 808 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,520 I didn't feel like coming back to work today. 809 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:24,400 And had it not been for a certain person pushing me, 810 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,360 quite literally on occasion, 811 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,080 I wouldn't be standing here now. 812 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,880 To the competition. 813 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:43,160 I have an apology to make to the author of this. 814 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,360 It is so good 815 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,400 I didn't believe he wrote it. 816 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,200 But he did. 817 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:59,960 I just hope he can forgive an old dog who's run out of tricks. 818 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:06,800 The winning poem - "For You", by Harley Taylor. 819 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,360 I know it off by heart anyway. 820 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,720 "For you. 821 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:34,640 "If I could pray your pain away, I surely would. 822 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:41,600 "If I could hold you fast until your pain had passed, 823 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,920 "I'd try. 824 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,320 "If I could cry your weary tears' well dry, 825 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,680 "I'd weep. 826 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,960 "But all I have are words 827 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,080 "and words alone. 828 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,320 "But these few words 829 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,360 "I've hewn 830 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,960 "from dank and unyielding pits. 831 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,040 "And torn by wretched, tattered hands 832 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,160 "in charcoal dark from bitter, brittle stone." 833 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,400 ECHOING: - I love you, Grantly Budgen. You do know that, don't you? 834 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,120 - ECHOING: - I love you, Grantly Budgen. 835 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,240 - ECHOING: - I love you, Grantly Budgen. 836 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,920 - "These are my words. 837 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,800 "And I have polished them. 838 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,040 "For you." 839 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,240 - I told you, you'd overdone it today. 840 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,440 Grantly? 841 00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,640 Grantly! Grantly! 842 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,480 Grantly! Christine! 843 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,800 Help me! Wake up! Somebody do something! 844 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,200 Please, somebody help! 845 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,440 Can somebody help me, please?! 846 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,400 Can somebody help me, please?! 847 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,960 - 848 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,040 849 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,320 850 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:39,720 851 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,880 852 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,080 853 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,680 854 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,680 855 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,920 856 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:02,400 857 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,520 858 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,080 - Tariq's covering the PE lessons this week. Mainly, of course, 859 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,680 he's whipping you into shape. 860 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,000 - Have you sent off your Hedgewick application yet? - I'm not applying. 861 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,160 - This is a brilliant opportunity for you. 862 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,280 - Are you new? 863 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,720 - It's me, it's Eve. 864 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:37,360 - As well as the uniforms, we can have an original austerity Britain. 865 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,560 - I've told you, you're not going! 866 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,720 - Subtitles By Red Bee Media Ltd